Ayu a mother now!?

So it turns out that Ayumi Hamasaki had a baby.

I'm just as shocked as you are at this news, given that this woman has been performing live shows solid for a whole entire year like a bitch wasn't pregnant. She had also been posting regularly to her Instagram and still set no alarms off that she was pregnant. Although if you go back through her photos, you can see that few photos show of her stomach, she's in oversized shit and there is one photo in particular where she looks like she has pregnant woman titties. But in situations like this, you often see what you want to see. And in all fairness, her photos over the past year are no different in terms of her dress and attire than they've been previously. A reach? Very possibly.

I'm truly shocked. This is Beyoncé levels of secrecy.

All I've read are 'translated' takes of the fax that Ayu sent out with the news. And sometimes these translations are just Google translated, causing information to be mistranslated, missed or just be outright incorrect. So I wonder if she actually gave birth or whether her child was delivered via surrogacy; which would explain a lot.

I do not fucking now. But either way, Ayu is with child now.

No details have been disclosed on who the father is, but speculation is that he's one of Ayu's backup dancers who she has been dating for a minute.

Good for her. Hopefully her having a child will slow her ass down, but I doubt it.

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