Perfume interview Kumi Koda. Kumi keeps that shit real.

Perfume caught Kumi in her dressing room backstage at Music Japan, where they had a few minutes to shoot the breeze with the skankiest woman in J-Pop. Kumi talked about her life back in Kyoto and also reservations she had not long after giving birth to her son.

I hadn't seen this video translated anywhere, so I took the liberty of translating it myself. My Japanese is a bit rusty, but I hope I managed to get across the main jist of what Kumi was saying.


Perfume reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time
Kumi Koda reviews: Black cherryTrick | 3 splash | Universe | Dejavu | Japonesque | Summer trip

17 comments:

  1. My life is complete after that interview.

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  2. *dead and buried six feet under* I was watching this at work and dying. lol I believe your translation is correct, Kumi was schooling those hoes on hoes on how to please a man bahaha.

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  3. Somebody pick me up, Helppppp!!! I'm fucking crying on the floor and I am WEAKKKKKKKK lmfaoooooooo XD

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  4. I. AM. SLAYED.
    Those arm movements from Kumi made it look legit too! XD

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  5. Nigga, you done killed me dead!!!

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  6. best translator in history

    clearly you should be working for the united nations

    i can only imagine how the relations between Japan and its neighbors would improve

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  7. This was too much for me.

    I was laughing so hard that I literally started tearing up. XD

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  8. Haha, i loved it! Kudos to you ?J!

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  9. Where is my FEEL's review!!!

    Pd: i Love that interview

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  10. lol
    This is even better than that Crystal Kay interview translation.

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  11. "I will give head. I'm not too precious over that."

    And that's when I went straight to h311. WILLINGLY. For This Gift.

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  12. Bravo. This is fucking gold.

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  13. I'm glad i posted the link to this vid in the chatbox. Hilarious, got me on the floor with that "Shiro! - N***a Please!".

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  14. any hope of a reupload?

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  15. I'm mad crying after watching the subs. Ultra hilarious!!!

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  16. "I'm from Kyoto. My pussy tastes of nothing but cherry blossoms and plum wine"

    >_< I CAN'T hahahahahahahahahahah

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