Beni's wedding dress line (featuring styles no bride would be caught dead walking down the aisle in)

Beni has a line of wedding dresses out. Bitch is abseiling down a jagged ass rock face, because I thought marriage rates were super down in Japan. Still, at least Beni's getting paid for putting out these piñata decorations she calls dresses.

I'm going to need my female readers to stand up on this one. Would you wear any of those dresses to your wedding?

I'm no Vera Wang, but Beni's wedding dresses all look like something you'd wear at a masquerade ball, a prom, a Halloween party, or in the case of the short red dress: a night out with the girls. And as for that black dress, I hope any chick that wears that shit down an aisle is deaf. Because people would be talking out the side of their mouth on how a chick must have had so much pre-marital sex that black is the only colour she could ever get married in.

I'm not the crowd Beni's trying to appeal to with these dresses, but I still think they look iffy. Still, at least Beni's get wired some Yen.

Wedding dress collection @ arama they didn't