Mariah Carey appeared on the Home Shopping Network to sell her over priced garbage which is far too cheap and tacky looking for even Topshop and H&M. Miming Mimi should have pitched her shit to the maternity departments of Dorothy Perkins. I'm sure they would have snatched that shit right up and put it right into further reductions.
Bitch was difficult. Acting up. And pretty much running the damn show. Her stint was tragic, but funny as hell. Mariah just does not give a shit. You mad? Yeah, well Mariah don't care. Go pick up that phone and buy dem Mariah Carey earrings and scoop neck blouse.
Mariah was telling the camera man how to frame. Telling the gallery how to edit. Dropping microphones. I hope sales of her shit are worth the effort for the Home Shopping Network. Because Mariah was a handful. A King Kong sized handful.
Mariah's slot on this show was amazing. Somebody needs to give this ho her own TV series. MTV? Ryan Seacrest? Holla at Mimi with some cheques please. With the way her last 2 albums went, she may need to go the reality show route to sell her next album. All the other broads are doing it.
Bitch was difficult. Acting up. And pretty much running the damn show. Her stint was tragic, but funny as hell. Mariah just does not give a shit. You mad? Yeah, well Mariah don't care. Go pick up that phone and buy dem Mariah Carey earrings and scoop neck blouse.
Mariah was telling the camera man how to frame. Telling the gallery how to edit. Dropping microphones. I hope sales of her shit are worth the effort for the Home Shopping Network. Because Mariah was a handful. A King Kong sized handful.
Mariah's slot on this show was amazing. Somebody needs to give this ho her own TV series. MTV? Ryan Seacrest? Holla at Mimi with some cheques please. With the way her last 2 albums went, she may need to go the reality show route to sell her next album. All the other broads are doing it.