Album art: Leona Lewis - Glassheart

Leona Lewis - Glassheart | Album art

This looks like the type of album cover an artist drops when they've got no budget and they have a CD chock-a-block full of generic dance songs. It's that type of cover.

Leona's eyes are the kind you could get lost in. But that hair, the Primark dress and the stars under her eyes, the lipstick, the way her face looks: this shit will haunt me in my daydreams. I just can't.

Glassheart will flop like hell and have Simon Cowell wonder whether it's worth keeping Leona on the payroll because she can really sing, or handing a bitch her P45 because he knows in the long run Leona just doesn't have that star quality to sustain herself as an artist. Because vocals can only carry you so far, and Leona is close to the end of the road right now. Po' thang.

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