Album art: Madonna - M.D.N.A

I like this. I like it a lot. And here's why. It makes a statement. Madonna's name in full is nowhere on it. And her face is not in clear view. But you know who the f**k it is. It's a very destined-to-be-iconic cover which harkens back to the 80's and 90's, when Madonna's album covers focused on shots of her face and image trickery to give it that iconic, timeless feel. Well done Madgina! This is your best album cover in years. It's like her "Vogue" era in technicolour in the post millennial age.

I'm sure in some forum somewhere, Kylie fans are cussing Madgina out for doing a Kylie-esque cover which is a bit X like. Kylie's been bit part ripping off Madgina for years. And if we wanna call the pot calling the kettle a borrowing ass bitch. Madgina may have gone a bit Kylie with this album cover. But Kylie went and did a whole throw back album under the guide of Stuart Price. And we know which sack of bones did a mainstream album with that n***a first. I like Kylie. So I wont ask that she goes and kills herself.

Now let's all sit down and prepare for Madgina to shut the solar system down with her horrendous single propelled by what will be an air tight promotional run of interviews, performances and commercial tie-in's.