Music video: Rihanna - Where have you been

"Disturbia" in Africa. That's what this shit was. It was great to see a video from Dave Meyers. It feels like ages since I saw a video from him. It was very Anthony Mandler with all of the chronic camera movements and image ghosting. But the cinematography was hella tight - just what you'd expect from a Dave Meyers video.

After several music videos of looking a street walking, herion addicted mess, it was nice to see Forehead Fenty looking done up. She looked hot to death. The Forehead needs to stay with that black frizzy wig, because she had me feeling thangs in my loins with that look.

The Forehead still can't dance to save her career 5 years from now, but at least she tried. It's a bit of a shame the choreography got stale so quickly, because she was gettin' it with the n***a's in the desert. And for the moves during the break down to be reduced to shitty whines and vaginal pats was a complete let down.

Album reviews: Rihanna ...is a Good girl gone bad | ...gets Rated R | ...gets Loud | ...wants a n***a to Talk that talk