Namie's 5 major dome tour cover features smiling. Baby Jesus cries.

When I saw this in a forum before Christmas I thought it was either fan made or a CD Japan place holder. But now I can now tell you all with 100% certainty that this is the official DVD cover for Namie's 5 major domes tour. I f**king hate everything about it. Not only is Namie smiling, but she looks disingenuously dead in the face. Not her normal type of dead where she is giving you life with the deadness. But, just plain dead. This may not make the slightest bit of sense to some of you, but the Namie fans amongst you who live for her dead face as I do know what I mean. Put simply, I just plain hate this cover. Her face looks like it has somebody else's smile photoshopped onto it.

Namie's home release of her 5 major domes tour will also come with a double disc live album, for those who want to hear Namie's vocals smothered by the backing track with less of a contribution to the lead vocals than on the studio versions of the songs.

If you've watched one Namie tour, you've seen them all. The setups are always identical and she wear the same f**king set of corset tops, knee high boots and ruffled skirts. I preferred her Live style and Best fiction tours personally.

Despite all of my negativity in this post, I f**king love this woman.

I want to hear team Ayu represent their faves' bullshit when this DVD tops ORICON charts for weeks on end and outsells her ~Power of music~ 2011 DVD in its first week.

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