Ariana Grande's got 99 problems and dancing is one of them

Sass and some damn energy is what Ariana needs in her life. But if this live performance of "Problem" is anything to go by, she won't be getting neither of these any time soon.

Ariana decided to bust out some moves during her debut performance of "Problem" and the results were dire. Every time the chorus drops, Ariana tries to dance and a Slow loris somewhere in the world ends up dead.

This girl can not dance. Every time she partook in a movement other than walking across the stage I just wanted somebody to walk up to her, put a trench coat over her shoulders and usher her off stage left.

Ariana also performed "Problem" at the iheartmusic awards, doing the same tired routine and wearing the same horrid white Go-Go boots. Here was Rihanna's reaction the second Ariana started moving.

Namie 'I done danced in boots to horns on a track 8 years ago and did it way fucking better' Amuro also caught wind of this performance after her son found it on YouTube. This was her reaction to the mess.

Right before telling her son to switch off that nonsense and get to school.

Everybody has been drawing comparisons between Ariana and Mariah at their song styles, but now we can add dancing. Never forget when Mariah tried during "Honey". Never forget.

Mariah's struggle to get low, her little hop forward in the heels and her Mufasa weave gave me something though. It was small, but it was something. Which is more than Ariana gave me.