
âFashion Monsterâ is a song which is easy to dismiss on a first listen, or if you only hear the chorus of it; which is why I think the TV commercials the song was used for didnât do this song justice. The chorus on âFashion Monsterâ in isolation sounds like an annoyance. This was certainly my experience when I first heard it. It was only when I listened to the album on which âFashion Monsterâ features, and heard the song in full that I realised how fucking good the song was, and that the chorus is probably the least interesting part of the whole thing.
Whilst âFashion Monsterâ was initially made to be part of a musical tie-in with Uniqlo's sister brand G.U. - as is the case with Nakata, the song has a dual meaning. âFashion Monsterâ makes obvious sense as a song used in a clothing commercial which was released during the month of Halloween. But âFashion Monsterâ also contextualises Kyaryâs visual aesthetic, which she has previously described as fusing really cute things with elements which are grotesque. This is what makes âFashion Monsterâ kinda genius, because itâs fulfilling two purposes and pushing two brands simultaneously without one cancelling out the other. The result is not only a song with more layers than youâd expect where the chorus has somebody screeching âȘ FASHUN MAAAAAAANSTAAAAAAAAH âȘ, but one which also acts as a great introductory song to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. Whilst âPONPONPONâ is probably regarded by many as a quintessential introductory Kyary song, Iâd say âFashion Monsterâ is a better choice as a standalone song. âPONPONPONâ works best when itâs presented with the video. But the song on its own? It doesnât hit the same. âFashion Monsterâ on the other hand?
Bat wigs. Flying.

The only thing more potentially exciting than an artist being on the scene who was willing to look an absolute mess in the name of entertainment, was that they were being produced by Nakata Yasutaka, who had become popular via his work with Japanese trio Perfume. During this period of his career, Nakata was still giving us greatness and consistency. And whilst his work for Kyary was in a different wheelhouse to that of Perfume, it did tap into some of his earlier sounds with Capsule, whilst pulling it in different directions. No matter what Nakata was or wasnât trying to do, his approach to production was the same. Meticulous.
There are so many amazing nuances to the production of âFashion Monsterâ, that every time I listen to it, I notice something new or different. But whilst âFashion Monsterâ has some of the typical traits of a Nakata production, it also has a whole lot of texture to it, which isnât common for him. The rock elements via (what sound like, but probably arenât) live guitars and drums give the song a vibe and a tone that you donât always get with Nakataâs work. âFashion Monsterâ is a song which would sound great if played by a live band, and this isnât a quality that a lot of Nakataâs songs have, due to them sounding deliberately electronic, very digital and sometimes cold. âFashion Monsterâ by comparison feels, for far more analog. Thereâs a warmth to the sound.
âFashion Monsterâ is just an interesting song to listen to because of all of the places in which it goes, and how it manages to swing from rock into cutesy pop and then back again and then just fuse the two whenever it feels like. As was a theme for much of Kyaryâs material at this point, lots of things were working perfectly here, which easily could have wound up a mess.
Listening to this song now in light of the barely complete productions Nakata has been phoning in for Perfume since 2014, itâs hard to believe that the same guy who produced Perfumeâs Future Pop even made this song. âFashion Monsterâ doesnât have a single lull in its 4 and a half minute runtime. Even sections of the song which feature repeated lyrics donât utilise the exact same passage of music copied and pasted. Instrumentation is brought in, instrumentation is taken out, the sonics are played with to create a different energy as the song moves through its phases. Nakataâs arrangement of âFashion Monsterâ is masterful, which is why I am so dismissive when he drops lazy sounding songs. I know he can do better, because he was responsible for gems like this.
âFashion Monsterâ is so good that it really didnât need a B-Side. But Kyary was really trying to make the music thing work, so we got one. â100% no Jibun niâ is fine, but nothing special. Especially when compared to the beast that is âFashion Monsterâ. The wholesome, super cute vibe of the song completely contrasts with âFashion Monsterâ and the visual theme of the cover art, but thatâs Kyary for you. In retrospect, I get why this was left off of Nanda Collection, and feel that it woulda fit Pikapika Fantajin pretty nicely had Kyary held onto it. Itâs not the most memorable song, and when I ever see the title of it, I get it confused with âKimi ni 100 Percentâ (which is a better song). But it's cute.
