Ayu and Mannie still married. Ayu better call dem lawyers.

Ayu met some hot Austrian with a big penis. He hit it as well as the jackpot. She loved it. He couldn't believe his luck. They 'fell in love'. They got married. Then they divorced. Or so we were led to believe...

Despite rumours swarming at the time of the split that Ayu had thrown money at Mannie to keep his mouth shut and his penis in his pants on camera, Mannie tweeted that real talk yesterday. And has alluded (flat out stated) that he and Ayu aren't divorced at all. Oh lawd.

And he @'d a bitch as well. Coooooool' blooooooded.

Let's see how this pans out. This era has not been good for Ayu. In fact, from Love songs onwards, all this robot faced woman has done is fall off and make bad decisions. Her PR team need to sort out their shit. If there was ever a time when Ayu needed to just drop off the face of the earth for a couple of years, it's now. She should move to London and do nothing until 2014.