Stefflon Don isn't the feature that we wanted on a remix of Mariah's "A no no", but it's the feature we deserve

So. We have a remix for "A no no" and it's not the remix that any of us wanted, but probably the remix we deserve after we failed to get Caution (one of Mariah's best albums) to number 1.

No disrespect to Stefflon Don. But there was a small roster of rappers that many wanted to see hop on a remix of Mariah's "A no no" and she was not on it. Po' thang was always setup to be dragged for this, coming off the back of names such as Lil' Kim, Cardi B and Missy Elliott, names that Internet and the Lambs had wanted and already attached to a remix. Also, Stefflon's rap just isn't good. AND WE DON'T EVEN GET THE WHISTLES ON THIS VERSION.

I'm not gonna be a shady piece of shit and say that "A no no" is better than any of the singles that Ariana has put out over the past 2 years. But "A no no" is better than any of the singles that Ariana has put out over the past 2 years.

I cannot believe that they spent money on having Stefflon shoot her mismatched ass scenes and having them put in the video, when it would have been easier to have called Lil' Kim and had her appear on the actual set of the video to shoot her scenes. It's not like she's busy.

I know everybody was calling for Cardi B to feature on the remix too, which would have been a great look, made "A no no" a guaranteed a hit and given us another episode of Nicki Minaj's Queen radio to look forward to. But to just hop, skip and jump over Lil' Kim and put Stefflon Don on a remix? REALLY?! It doesn't even make sense to me. This feels like more of a management and label move as opposed to a personal Mariah move. Mariah probably knew about as much about Stefflon Don prior to this remix as she knew about KOHH before he hopped on "Runway". Mariah has been known to drop more than 1 remix to a song, so one can hope that there is still a chance that we can get Lil' Kim on a "A no no". But I think that ship done sailed.

D'you know what may have...MAY have sold this Stefflon Don remix to me? Is if Mariah shot the same video, but on a London underground train.

I may have been sold. A little bit. Just a little bit.