A picture of The Forehead, post beatdown

Chris Brown definitely took her down and showed him want a man's about. Well...his definition of a man clearly. Because no decent man would raise his hand to a woman unless she was running at him to kill him. The Forehead looks a complete mess. Her face looks like Chris Brown did the choreography to "Kiss kiss" all over it in a pair of Golf shoes.

Chris Brown is said to be really sorry and shit, along with seeking guidance from his father (wife beating status unknown) and a pastor - but no apology is going to cut it. He may as well not bother. You apologize to somebody for accidently bumping into them or stepping on their foot. There's nothing you can do after beating up a woman. Nothing. No apology is going to mean shit, because Chris shouldn't have hit Rihanna in the first place.

Chris is currently looking for a publicist to help salvage the wreckage that is now his career. I'll actually be dissapointed if he still manages to maintain a career after this, because if a dude can beat down a woman he supposedly loved and still have a career, then there's nothing that can kill a career - and we're indeed in dark times. I see a foresee crack, a failed marriage which fell apart due to crack and the beating of his wife, and the leaking of some crack head sex orgy which features Chris and a couple of crack hoes in his future.

As a result of all this, Good girl gone bad has seen an increase in sales. Hardly surprising. Then you got "Disturbia". Talk about the writing being on the wall. The Forehead is in Disturbia herself as we speak and Chris was the one who left her there. The irony being he actually wrote that song himself.

The Forehead will probably continue on with putting an album out this year, because the show must go on. Plus, most artists tend to put out their best work in the midst of a personal crsis. She'll probably also put in an appearance on Oprah. You know Oprah has already e-mailed Rihanna's management.