The Amazonian robot empress titles her 4th studio album 4

This is an all important post regarding the Amazonian robot empresses upcoming new album. So of course I wanted to make sure it was well complimented by the best picture of Beyoncé I could find.

After running an extensive diagnostic program, the Beyondroid has finally turned up the anomaly that is her fourth studio album. It's simply titled 4.

Beyoncé mentioned in an interview that the album name holds great meaning to her because her fashion designer / disaster seamstress mother was born on the fourth day, she got married on April 4th and 4 is the same number of chicks Beyoncé kicked out of Destiny's Child to secure her own career. You may be wondering who the fourth member is. You'd have to ask Beyoncé. Bitch kicked that ho out before the line-up even when public. Although you could always argue the fourth member was her own father Darth Knowles.

I doubt as much thought went into this album title as the Amazonian robot empress would like to have us believe. This is the same woman who named her debut album after a song from a Destiny's child album, named her follow up after a booty basin, then named her next album after some shit so toxically camp that even RuPaul wouldn't dare touch it with a hair straightener.

All I know is that the Beyondroid had better start to come correct, because The Forehead is coming for that lacefront and she's coming for it FAST! Beyoncé proclaims she needs a barber because no n***a can't fade her, but I bet The Forehead can. Rihanna will fade her shit from the from the front to the back real nicely if Beyoncé doesn't up her game.

I can't be excited for this new album until I hear some form of evidence that Beyoncé has grown as an artist. Because "Run the world (Girls)" is giving me nothing. Although the video could give the song the boost it needs.

Beyonce announces album title and lines up US promo (FINALLY!)... @Toya's world