Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's domination of Japan continues with a new film

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's grind knows not how to stop. Not only is she endorsing every single product in Japan, hosting her own talk show and releasing a new album in July in the midst of a world tour, but she will also be releasing a film. Yes, a film.

Here's a sad truth... Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is not a human being.

The rumor spread out during the European shows of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s Nanda collection world tour that “Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is not a human being!?" Some people who are close to the singer try to blow the whole thing wide open, but they soon go missing...

Without knowing why, the singer flies back to Japan, and soon faces the truth she didn't know... She is not a human being. She is a robot! She feels shocked by the news, and starts a journey to find her true identity.

So in a nutshell, the film is an unofficial autobiographical account of Beyonce's life.

If only Mariah Carey had had a team around her as creative as Pussy Pamyu, then Glitter wouldn't have happened and that film would have instead been some super sentai type shit with the cars in her "Loverboy" music video turning into megazords and Da Brat playing a lesbian Rita Repulsa.

Kyary's bat shit crazy films releases on July 8 and it's highly likely that songs from Pikapika fantajin will feature within it. It would be the most logical thing as it's an easy cross sell of the album itself which will be available by the time the film releases and will be promoted absolutely everywhere.