Music video: Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé - Telephone

"Trust is a like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broke. But you can still see the crack in that mutha f**kin' refelction". I like that one. It made me laugh.

Beyoncé's tities were looking lovely in this video. They detracted from her nasty wigs and dodgy acting. Check her at 5:16. Bitch is probabaly looking at her lines srcibbled down on a bit of paper, taped to the steering wheel. But them titties were lovely.

I felt the video was trying too hard at times. And if I were to choose my fave between this and "Paparazzi", it'd be "Paparazzi" every time. But Lady Gaga is all about pushing buttons and bringing in a spectacle, and she certainly did it with this video. Most other chicks would probably take a song like this and have it be 3 minutes of them dancing choreographed steps on some shiny ass floor and fluorescent lights flashing in the background, with somebody whipping out a telephone and stanky leggin' when the hook comes in. But not Gaga. She's makes some Kill Bill like ish out of it. I love how Gaga continues to bring that grandiose creative element to her music videos that artists used to back in the MTV hey day.

This made Beyoncé's "Video phone" look like absolute garbage. Beyoncé and Gaga fans were both upset by that whackness. But I think they'll be more than happy with this. Gaga doin' Gaga and Beyoncé doin' Beyoncé on a Gaga swag.