Blue Ivy Decepticon Carter Knowles and her mini lacefront

Beyoncé must have been as relieved as shit when this thing popped out of her vagina looking like her and not her husband. A girl with the Jay-Z's features would have been all kinds of tragic.

And it's sickeningly adorable that Beyoncé is already smothering the shit out of this child with love - i.e weave.

I kinda hope Beyoncé  and Jay-Z pimp this child's music career young, so that I'm not old and shit by the time this child drops that music.  I want Blue Ivy Decepticon Carter Knowles' album right now.