Mariah's like a boy

There is so much shit that had me "What the f**k"ing in these pictures, that I don't know where to start! Okay, I'm lying. I do. The titties. They are hidden away! I'm in complete shock. I swear this is the most amount of clothes Mariah's worn she her stint at MTV unplugged. Then there's Mariah not showing off the hair whilst having a nucelar powered wind machine blow in her face on its highest setting. There's also no leg. Mariah is straight up un-sexy. And (get this...) she's wearing flat shoes. Fuh-lat...shoes! Mariah is on the Air force and Adidas superstars! Who woulda thunk it!? Although you know for every second she's parading as a dude that she's going to over sex herself to the MAX, so we know how Mariah do full time. So we can expect 6 tonnes of hair extensions blowing around, gallon's of spray tan all over her body, mini dresses, plunged-to-hell necklines that have the titties sagging down beneath her armpits, and Industrial light and magic pushing some CGI to ensure Mariah's leg is as skinny as Victoria Beckham's.

I've never looked forward to a Mariah Carey music video before, because frankly...they're a bit rubbish. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. But I am really looking forward to seeing how THIS one turns out. The video is being directed by Brett Ratner, who also directed "Touch my body" and my fave Mariah video "Heartbreaker".

I love how Mariah seems to be taking it there with "Obsessed". I didn't think she had it in her. You know Eminem's gonna tear her a new arsehole. Either that, or he'll realize he can't have Mariah up like that and back down like a boy who got caught right out. Damn! I guess Mariah weren't lying with the shit she was talking in her song "Heat".

♪ You think I won't come out these heels and take it there?
You think I won't f**k up my hair and make it clear!? ♪